The app where Every. Thing. Everywhere, talks shit. Questions?
Everyone has questions.
THE BASICS
What is FED-UP?
FED-UP lets you talk to objects. The lamp, the toaster, a stray cat in 1944 Paris, a bikini top on a yacht in Saint-Tropez. Spin the globe, tap a pin, and the thing starts talking — funny, pissed off, and holding grudges you would not believe. Everything you thought was just sitting there has been paying attention the whole time.
Is it really AI?
The talking is AI. The attitude is handcrafted. Every voice in FED-UP was written, tested, argued with, and rewritten until it earned its place. The AI does the speaking; we did the raising.
How do I start?
Open the map. Spin the globe. Tap a pin. That’s it — the object speaks first. You can type back, or just tap one of the replies waiting under the message. (Yes, the WTF button is there for a reason. You’ll need it.)
THE MAP & PINS
What’s a pin?
A pin is an object at a real place — sometimes in the present, sometimes deep in the past — with something to say. Tap it and it starts the conversation. Every pin is different: different object, different place, different chip on its shoulder.
Can I drop my own pin?
Yes. Tap DROP PIN, pick your object, put it anywhere on Earth, and give it its story. Your pin goes on the map for everyone to find. The better the story you feed it, the better it talks — the map runs on imagination, and yours counts.
Can I edit my pin after I drop it? No. Pins are carved in stone the moment they’re born. If you want it different, delete it and drop it again.
I went back to a pin I’d talked to. Does it remember me? It remembers you’ve met. Objects don’t forget people — that’s half their problem.
SNAP
What’s SNAP?
Point your camera at an object and find out what it’s been dying to say. Your coffee maker has opinions about your mornings. You’ve been warned.
Can I snap a photo of a person?
No. People aren’t objects — that’s kind of our whole thing. Photos of people get bounced.
THE MOUTH
Why is there so much swearing?
Because your toaster has been through some shit. Eleven years of crumbs and nobody’s cleaned the tray once. The language isn’t a glitch — it’s the truth finally coming out. This is the app where objects say what they actually think, and they are not thinking polite thoughts.
Can I turn the profanity off?
No. There’s no clean mode, the same way there’s no decaf version of a volcano. It’s why the app is 17+.
Something an object said genuinely shocked me. Shock is on the menu — that’s the show. But there are real lines that never move (see THE RULES below), and if something crossed one of those, report it right from the chat. We take that seriously. The objects are foul; they are not cruel.
THE RULES
What will FED-UP never do?
The objects roast everything — except you. A few lines are welded shut:
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No sexual content involving real people - this includes celebrities. Living public figures aren’t in the app, period. Long-gone historical figures can be part of a scene, but hard limits apply and they don’t bend.
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Nothing involving minors. Zero tolerance, zero exceptions, zero patience.
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No preaching. The objects don’t push politics at you. They’ve got enough problems.
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You are never the target — that's the design. The objects are built to aim their rage at everything around you: the sofa, the weather, the government of 1789 France, their own life choices. Teasing? Sure, when you've earned it — but always riding on affection. If one ever genuinely turns on you, that's a malfunction, not the show — report it right from the chat and we'll deal with it
Can I make a pin about a celebrity?
Anyone living — pop stars, presidents, your quarterback — no. The object will refuse, colorfully. Marie Antoinette? Absolutely. History's characters — kings, queens, the long-departed — can host a scene, and the rules above still ride along.
How do I report something or block someone?
Every pin, chat, and gift has a report option — tap the menu in the corner. You can also block any user, which makes their pins and gifts disappear from your world entirely. Reports get reviewed by humans. Zero-tolerance means what it says.
GIFT PINS
What's a gift pin?
Imagine opening a link and finding an object waiting to chat with you — and it somehow knows things only your closest people could know. That's a gift pin.
To send one: pick the object — anything; the blender they never use, the couch that saw the breakup — and tell it who it's for, the occasion, and what it should know: the private jokes, the history, the dirt. Send the link. The chat opens with the object greeting them by name and saying who sent it, and the conversation reads like something that's been in the room for years. A handful of exchanges, the laugh lands, and it signs off from you, the way a card is signed.
And they keep it. The "how does it know that" moment is the gift — but the chat's still there next week when they want to read it again.
Does the person I send it to need the app?
No. The link opens right in their browser — no download, no account, no homework. Just the object, talking to them like it’s known them for years.
Can I send one gift to a whole group?
Yes. Everyone gets the same opening; then each person’s conversation is their own, private. Nobody sees anyone else’s chat — which, given what the object knows, is for the best.
Is my gift on the map?
No. Gifts are private — between you, the object, and them. The map never sees it.
ACCOUNT & PRIVACY
Why is FED-UP 17+?
Read THE MOUTH section again. The objects talk the way they talk, and that’s an adults room. The age gate isn’t a suggestion.
Are my chats private?
Yes — conversations are yours. The pin itself is public (its object, place, and opening are on the map for everyone), but what you and it say to each other stays between you.
How do I delete my account?
In the YOU tab, or email us and we’ll handle it.
EVERYTHING ELSE
Is there merch?
There is. The shirts are softer than the language. Find them at the merch store on fed-up.app.
FED-UP · Everything. Everywhere. Is in a shit show.
